A Velour Jumpsuit and a Full Key Ring

When I am tapped on the shoulder to run the universe (or at least some small corner of my city) I'm going to mandate we all dress in velour jumpsuits. Everyone should own a velour jumpsuit now to prepare for the eventual mandate. Look what the Juicy Girls did with velour.

I'm in a terry mode at the moment it just seem so much more every day, my half a dozen terry seperates act as a de facto jumpsuit when worn together. I do aspire one day to own house dresses and a big ring of keys to unlock my rental apartment kingdom. We all have dreams.